• Movies have more Roman numerals behind them
• My hair gets longer, but thinner
• The girls keep getting younger
• Wine tastes better than beer(but I still love beer !)
• Remakes are the “new” ideas
• I now own a “sensible” vehicle
• A party now takes 3 days of recovery
• A hilight of my week is a new “Mythbusters” episode
• Work is actually fun
• The idea of a girlfriend turns into settling down
• $1600 rent for a house is cheap
• I realize gas prices will never go down, so I stop complaining about them

Trust me there are more, but I feel I have done enough ranting for one day